You can never find a horn when you’re angry.

Was going to say, I’ve definitely seen this on 95 before, and even got stopped this way by a Cecil County cop on a twisty back road before! 

Blue Öyster Cult radio

Transparent aluminium?

Star for actually using cars these companies are producing rather than saying “the E30 is my favorite!!!!!”

Didn’t Ford already do this? 

SORRY I’m just scarred from a cross-country road trip where I had to relieve my fatigued buddy in his stick Taco but also did 90 percent of the driving in my other friend’s auto Jetta because she wouldn’t get off her goddamn phone.

To the last point, and to the “thieves don’t know how to drive stick” point, sure. But the flip-side to this is being forced to drive the whole way on a long road trip because none of your friends can, either.

Now someone do “the 370Z is good, actually.” 

Excellent work on a gorgeous Verde. Gosh I want to own one of these one day. 

The Charlie maneuver 

Though this is exactly how someone named Anders would think. 

They banned Tracy from suggesting Jeeps but Torch picks a Pike car every week?? 

You think a $40 bottle of wine is expensive? You can’t afford to eat out. 

Now I know yall be lovin’ stick shifts right here 

Dear A.R.,

Everyone’s right, the answer to this one is ::waves hands:: I dunno some BMW, I guess. 

I, personally, think it’s bullshit that Kinja appears to have taken away the ability to “fav” a blog post just as this, the perfect blog post, is posted. 

We’ll always have the Pontiac Grand Prix.

Counterpoint: The Sun.