Uh, I think you mean Elizabeth Berkeley’s pool sex scene with Kyle McLaughlin. Which is obviously better, the fish sex is more like CGI screensaver Fantasia.

I never knew that about The World Is Not Enough! The thing about the BMWs is also that Q always sounded like he was actually trying to sell the audience a Z8 or a 7-Series.

True (for the Eon productions anyway), but it’s worth pointing out that Connery only drove an Aston in Goldfinger and Thunderball. There wasn’t a fetish about Aston being the True 007 Car-maker until the Craig movies. If anything, the Bond of Fleming’s novels was a Bentley man.

And the FILA Thunderbird

Even beyond that, Butler’s last movie was not the excremental Geostorm, but rather the wholly excellent Den of Thieves — a film for people who thought Heat was okay but didn’t have enough dick measuring.

Is no one going to point out that bats can see???

Had one as a rental once and was surprised at how fun and tossable it was. A perfect little city car, and I’m always happy to see them running around Manhattan.

A Pontiac Solstice.

I want to know more about that Previa, personally.

I hate to play the “lol look at this whiny Millennial” card but wow, you hate owning a car and you hate public transport. I guess walking is still honest.

The love of your life was a black woman named Shadynasty?

What do now?

I’m jealous. It’s my dream to daily a Toyota Century.

No one’s in any danger!

Ranchero ST.

Right? There’s even a helpful graph in the article showing, clearly, that Alfa had its best year in the States ever, not just judged against their nonexistence here in the past 20 years. They really need to get over the fact that their tester broke down.

Also, the scene where she pulls out of the gas station and seamlessly into traffic in that stolen grabber blue Mustang and the scene where Kylo Ren busts through the window of another gas station in an ancient Grand Prix are two of the best in the movie. Not to mention some of the best-shot fake NASCAR scenes ever.

I know this will get chalked up to “different strokes; different folks!” by the writers and editors (as with the discrepancy between this and the actual Elantra review they ran), but it’s funny that the Acura was written off after not being properly put through its paces while the big M was praised for doing what the…

It’s really weird! A lot of these are cars the Jalop hivemind would usually shit on!

It’s a weird area when Jalop reveals itself to be the secret libertarian cousin of the Gawker diaspora. Kind of gross!