I turn down an invitation to everything I’m invited to, like cookouts. You mean I have to get ready, make/buy something to take and drive out to some barbeque? I’d rather stay in bed tbh.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

Self-recognition is a mighty vessel for emotions.

Ah, the old ‘“Lunatic raped and ate a dozen children at square dance evening” - You and 1035 like this’ problem.

Your whole job is to write and you couldn’t write out at least the best of the jokes? Or even screen cap? This post needs a dislike button.

Please tell me what I need to do to make sure I never get those!

Was he looking for some sort of hook or novelty to stand out from all the other white male comedians that are afforded the most opportunities anyway?

I knew it wouldn’t be easy, but hey, you managed to bring racism and sexism into this. Cool!

white and male had nothing to do with the story you divisive cunt

Depends on the food, depends on the floor. Drop an almond on a clean floor? Sure. Drop a sticky cinnamon bun on the floor of the mall restroom? Well, think about it for a minute, then wonder why the hell I have food in a mall bathroom.

You know Mythbusters tested this years ago. I’d think they’d at least get a mention in your article. I know they aren’t scientists, but they did consult with scientists for the episode and use the scientific method to test it. It was definitive that the time it spent on the floor made no difference to the level of…

Immune System: “Dude, we’re in Sierra Leone, I’m sending it back out both ends if you even think about it”.

God, why do you always do this? Post somebody else’s video list... Fuck this.

You just said you’re pissed at the BBC for doing stuff that you made up.

Mr. Universe married his Love-bot....