She’s hot.

Hoojibs.

I love hot’n readys. Think I’ll go get one today, and make it last 2-3 days.

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As far as I’m concerned, Blair Witch is the only scary movie I’ve ever seen, because of that god damn ending. And this is exactly what I said recently in a similar article. Just thinking of that ending freaks me out, which is a testament to great horror.

What’s a “clitoris”?

Why have a list if you’re not going to follow it?

Not an “injury” (although it definitely hurt at the time), per se, but, doing it doggy style and slippin’ out and ramming my girlfriend in the lady-taint and bending my boner.

I’m interested in getting a sample of the Kotaku population that either liked or hated Destiny, and why, why not, and those who are on the fence. I always liked it, and always enjoyed it. Let me know what you think. I just can’t think of such a divisive game.

I like you.

Yes. Dissolve it.

I don’t want to go to a black cookout. Or a white BBQ. Or do anything with anybody.

And people will call those people hipsters.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Never cared for this franchise.

Fiorina (161) is the prison planet Aliens 3 took place on...

Good. This is funny. I hope this happens with more PC games (I know it won’t).

If time travel is something else entirely, then the answer to this person’s question would be no, not not really. Right?

I smoke pot to suppress certain emotions and enhance others.

Are these skills transferable to dealing with Kinja trolls?