I’m 39. I watch them pretty regularly.

I have a character with each faction, of course. Because I know how Destiny works and I’m not a stupid.

If Nameless Midnight had third eye, I might never use another kinetic weapon ever. It’s glorious.

I miss my Jabberhakke.

“Head Like a Haunted House” is fucking great.

Welp, managed to lock myself out of my old name forever and always and it took me less than an hour.

I didn't suggest otherwise.

I, too, remember something about Clerks 2.

Six months later, this is still true.

And everyone else is underestimating just how damaging it would be to have someone labeled President of the United States saying the crazy bullshit that Trump says. He hurts us as a nation, whether or not his supposed policies have a chance of coming to fruition.

You are not.

I'm as dubious of the notion that a visitor could hide in that world for 30 years as I am of the notion one of the park's synthetics could go off the grid.

Meanwhile, I'm patiently waiting for the references to Itchy & Scratchy Land.

Total.

Are… wait… are you suggesting that Beyond the Valley of the Dolls isn't legitimately good?

John Waters and Beyond the Valley of the Dolls are simply two of my favorite things ever to exist on the entire planet. Must own this release.

Same. Very, very same.

Holy shit. For some reason I didn't realize just how long the title to that game show was until seeing it as an acronym.

I wish I had a crate full of detachable penis…

Ishtar is pretty fucking funny.