NICE! TAKE YOUR FUCKING STAR!

You’d think these men would realize their disproportionate reactions to a fictional character is mass broadcast advertising for every insecurity and bout of jealousy they’ve ever had.

“Facts don’t care about your feelings” is such a funny personal motto for someone reacting this way to a movie about a toy.  

i feel bad laughing about this but honestly its pretty funny

Could tell in the first word of the headline it was a story from America.

Uvlade Texas is a small town. Good thing no one ever tried anything there.

The parents are almost-certainly Party members.

20-year old behind the wheel? Mommy or daddy are high up in the Politburo, military, or corporation and gifted it to their genius offspring.

Man the troll on this one is dumb. Not sure how a 6-3 Supreme Court, dominated by the right, becomes “democrat gerrymandering”, but I guess they’ll believe anything now.

Did AIMusk write this?

I’m pretty sure that multitudinous “baby” dolls largely supported “traditional motherhood play” in children. Barbie was different in that she was an adult/teen doll who inspired alternative play in the realm of career, fashion, lifestyle and adventure.

The really scary part is that apparently, some psychos have murdered in order to stay normal and function in daily/family life. Like killing random people was some kind of safety valve or something to let out whatever monstrous thoughts which were plaguing them.

Oh yeah they’re completely indifferent. They sell the loans they originate for more than they pay for the cars at auction, locking in a margin even if zero down. If someone defaults they’ll happily do it again with the same car.

This x100 + I can totally see saying, “it is what it is” to mentally and emotionally detach myself from a very morbid situation during a difficult moment. It doesn’t mean it wouldn’t leave me reeling.

In the sense that the wife and children are also victims here, I can see a good case for centering them in some of the coverage.

If Capital One turns down your car loan application, you couldn’t qualify for a loan for a sandwich.

Absolutely. It’s very unusual for a serial murderer to be a wonderful person in other facets of his life. It’s always neighbors or more distant acquaintances who say but “he was the nicest guy!” The family members rarely say that.

And are we trusting the police to report that’s what she said? This is the worst.

Wish I could say this is beneath Jezebel, but this is just another entry in the steady decline. Y’all should have let AI write this one.

haha. The developer of their little townhouse gated community hid their community behind a large commercial lot next to the highway.  Probably owned both with highway frontage worth way more than their converted swamp land.  They should have asked themselves what might go in before buying.