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I immediately Googled Mr. Archambault, and, as I expected, the dude looks like the washed up frontman for a mid-00s nü-metal band. The man is a human chain wallet; he is the embodiment of the metaphysical essence of frosted tips.

In fairness, that was also the year that David Duke went for the Democratic (???) nomination, and then ran as a populist. Pat wasn’t the only batshit crazy far-right option that got some votes and then got shut down by the establishment. I think we all missed the danger of what might happen if the nutso religious

Apparently you and some other folks smarter than I am have given this more thought than I have.

Good.

Look, I get that Carlson probably needs a hobby or something to fill the void,”

There is a delightful irony in the fact Biden and other Democratic politicians Carlson made a career of disparging are for curtailing the use and breadth of non-compete clauses. 

Can’t believe I’m rooting for a non-compete clause, but here we are.

It’s also interesting that her lesbian friends are super pissed and tell her they feel betrayed when she reveals she’s dating Holden, despite the fact she’s been completely upfront about her bisexuality and reminds them of this. It’s a very even-handed movie. I don’t know what my Rorschach test says exactly, but my

Holden gets cut a lot of slack because Banky spends the movie being the absolute worst person he can be but Holden is by no measure a good person and ignores every bit of good advice he’s given in the movie.  He’s truly a terrible person and doesn’t seem interested in changing. Hell JAY even figures it out!

Cynical me makes me think it’s so they can push out commerials that we can’t turn off.

Yeah; I used to be frustrated with that ending when I was younger, because it’s pretty obvious the right move for Holden is to move on and just forget her past. Gradually, as I’ve come to realize that Holden’s just an utter douchebag, it does seem like what he would do. She can do way better with either gender anyway.

Yeah, I feel like a lot of people who dislike the film do so because they see Affleck as the hero, when the film is unambiguous about the fact he’s a dumbass.

Yeah, the fact that Holden doesn’t turn Alyssa is basically the whole crux of the movie. I’m not sure how someone could see Chasing Amy and not get that, it gets spelled out pretty clearly.

Which is totally fine I think.

That was the perfect ending, really, because despite being the protagonist, Holden isn’t the least bit heroic, and deserves his comeuppance.

Also, for the concept of “lesbians just haven’t found the right guy”, doesn’t the movie kinda point out that it isn’t true? At least in this case, Holden isn’t the right guy. In the end, Alyssa is with a woman. She’s still identifying as a lesbian, and/or is at least maybe bi, but def on the queer spectrum still. All

Could be a liquor law thing in some states? Clearly the back was made for drinking. This is more of a party bus than an RV. Although that still makes the lack of a pisser disappointing.

Not a popular thought, but I’m glad they took the time to get it right. This family deserves justice for their loss.

...Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

The modern fascist movement in America sure has a usual bunch of suspects.