Their first go-to is that he’s an antifa false flag

So he’s an Evangelical politician who’s still a “bachelor” at 46 and knows so little about women and their bodies that he’d still never even seen a vagina at 30 and he thinks a pregnancy lasts 52 weeks? Mmmkay. 

REALLY? Wow. Nice one Rick Ross. Too bad Evander. Too bad. I’d like that much land, don’t need that much house though. 100 out of 106 rooms would just be full of stuff I found.

“No one watches Fox to have their worldview challenged.” ...and they stop on the rare occasions it happens [1], and Fox Executives “respect” their viewers enough not to allow it [2].

That’s exactly what he did last year

A friend of mine just bought an Accord Hybrid Sport. Everywhere around Atlanta was adding a “special dealer package” that included a few oil changes, car washes, and other unnecessary stuff. He got them to knock all of the dealer fluff off by pointing out that several of them were illegal to charge in GA, most…

“...but died anyway”

if so it was with underage females, guaranteed!

Yeah, I fully expect her to announce her engagement to future ex-husband #2 within minutes of the divorce being final. Probably some well-heeled lobbyist or right wing donor.

We would appreciate privacy, especially for our children, while we try to go about our lives. Now excuse me I have to go on NewsMax and explain that any parent that has a trans child is a sex offending child abuser and should be imprisoned.

This will probably do very little. Scam callers spoof numbers to make it look like they’re calling from a US number. The foreign guy calling from the “cReDiT dEpArTmEnT” is a hemisphere away. He doesn’t give a shit. 

What in the eff does “survive the abortionist” even mean? LOL No one “survives” an abortion since people can’t be aborted. 

Don’t call people Nazis you lying, racist, woman-hating, seditionist Nazi.

True, but the public’s opinion on these matters are fairly clear:

50 Ways to Leave a Takeover

I’m good with this. Take it to a track, Jack.

*Longform piece from an actual touches-grass real world activist about the uselessness of Extremely Online Leftists*

has arleady begun:

Weak fallacy, bro.

I feel like I am in Bizarro World where Matt Gaetz in this conversation is consistently making sense