Imagine if the Cybertruck had to tow Elon’s ego. 

Odd:

Sounds like he didn’t count his money either.

You just dig a big hole and shove people through it, amirite? What’s the big deal? We’re disrupting things, start digging. 

As someone who has lived in Southern California for almost 40 years, I can tell you that it would be impossible to overstate the degree of malicious incompetence possessed by the LAPD.

They were bought by something called Paste Magazine.

Yeah, I’m really hoping they bring the comments along too. But lots of sites seem to have found comment sections too toxic to deal with, and I’m sure the trolls will follow it there. 

So, no one else noticed that Jezebel and Splinter are returning from the dead (somewhere else)?

We’re back?

How you know this is a Russian video.

I was figuring it had to be “Trailmaster” not “Trialmaster,” but it isn’t, and that took me down quite a rabbit hole. 

Hey, management cut expenses and boosted their margin, they’re probably getting bonuses. 

You can expect that a lot of car salesmen have already worked this into their pitches, and people will buy it because 70+ years of anti-union propaganda in this country has a lot of people thinking that CEOs and investment bankers care more about the welfare of average Americans than unions do.

Hey, at least Starship got further up before exploding this time. 

Fools, money, etc.

This thing has been driven an average of 650 miles a year. The owner probably drove it around his neighborhood every day!

It won’t be driven by the next owner either. 

Blanks get the job done too.

Given the location and nature of the business, I am 100% certain the tow truck guys are also armed.