theghostofellisburks
TheGhostOfEllisBurks
theghostofellisburks

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

I am still in that rabbit hole, and will be there for a while. Discovering a new sport for me is like a scientist discovering a new species.  Very exciting!

I think rabbit hole is a result of fistball isn’t it?

I think the fistball rabbit hole is still illegal in North Carolina. 

Pitcher: “Your frequent replacement of perfectly fine baseballs is excessive.

Umpire: “What? Why wouldn’t the Freemasons find Spaceballs impressive?

[...mutual confused silence...]

Pitcher, Umpire, Batter, and Catcher together: “Bill Pullman sucks.

I love these interactions

He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.

What happens in Las Vegas stays in the Southern Nevada Corrections Center

what a card!

Hhaving just spent two weeks in Mass with my chowder head relatives, I must say that Drew's transcriptions of the accents really suck. Otherwise, spot on.

What a productive two days you’ve had.

Give my team six rings and I would chill the fuck out for life (or at least, I’d like to think I would).

Excellent summary, Matt

How interesting do you think people think this is? A momentary “huh neat” is hardly cause for censure.

Wade Boggs is alive.

I once took some swings at 80-85 mile an hour pitches and by the time I could actually get cuts in on them, the contact I made was terrible. More than half would have been foul balls and the rest would have been useless grounders that would have had me thrown out before I got halfway to first.

They chose the wrong scenario for football.

your post kind of doesnt make sense. The question was not “which is easier for the professionals to do”... the question was which is easier for *YOU* to do. And since most people are not pros the chance of any of these rely entirely on luck. Anyone that can swing a bat *CAN* hit a pitch (unlikely but possible)...

Exactly! ... if you can swing a bat you have a chance to hit a ball no matter how small.
Basketball you could just throw the ball up and fluke it going in.