In his defense, the longer he stays on stage, the longer Robocop has to triangulate his location and shoot his dick clean off.

You go into a slack to try to find a single person to talk to about why there are no cigarettes in the Yesterday universe one time, and you create a monster.

Because without that penalty, the game would devolve into a hackfest anytime the ball got anywhere near the goal.

Right NYCFC is definitely not financed by one of the ruling families of an oil state.  

The clock was already at 0.0 before the puck went into his glove, so wouldn’t matter either way. Here’s a screen shot right before he moves his glove to catch the final shot with the game clock already at 0.0:

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

Joe Westworld

As Dom said yesterday, they’re focused on the wrong thing. Sam was mic’d up, he knew he was mic’d up, he said something human and notable, and it was approved for use in the broadcast.

Wow, I hadn't heard that about Donald and Donald Jr.

You should learn to read.

Honestly, I think it’s just Occam’s Razor. He was caught off guard by the deep ball, ended up out of position in no-man’s land, and realized that he couldn’t reach it with his head so grabbing the ball was his best option. I played keeper at a fairly high level and have both been carded off for an intentional handball…

This was neither fun nor did it come in a bag form.  

Fantasy football has very little to do with skill and a lot to do with luck.

This does seem specifically targeted at fence-perching enthusiasts.

I was on the fence before, but I’m DEFINITELY buying this now.

Can’t believe I hadn’t discovered this until right now but in Chrome you can set a site’s permissions to mute all sound by default. Just click on the lock icon next to the URL up top and scroll down to Sound. Sucks if you ever want to actually listen to anything on the site because you have to go unmute it in settings…

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

He's actually standing in this picture. 

Honestly I was just expecting 5 more games, at least based on the title of the article.

I don’t care how they do it in Europe, playoffs are good.