Heroic NCAA Protects Student From Football

Why is the kid trying to unlock his locker that is already open?!

Adam Shefter is definitely the hard seltzer of sports reporters, so this makes sense on that level.

The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

I would frame that email and put it up in my office just like I framed the printout from the College Republicans website at a previous university that declared me a “communist indoctrinator.”

Ah, so a writer on a different website, then. Got it. Weird choice to stage that argument in Kinja, where the article used the words “earns ejection” in the actual headline, but whatever.

Sir, this is an Arby's

“Sir, this is an empty room”

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

I disagree with you

An MLS blog that is honest about what it is but also complimentary of the entertainment the game provided?

*Checks author*

Am I the only one who watches that video and thinks that the guy racing the fridge is in on the gag?

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

TB12 brand cocaine is just baby aspirin.

I was born in New Hampshire and lived there until I was 23. Cocaine should probably be legal because there isn't much else to do. 

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

Bombshell recounts the Fox News scandal in which numerous female staffers accused Roger Ailes of sexual harassment and misconduct.

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