They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

“I will fire any Barstool employee that does not engage in casual homophobia during regular business hours.” - Dave Portboy

I did Nazi that coming.

You do see how these scenarios are different, though, right?

Can we get the Barstool Sports Official Media Partner of NASCAR take on this?

No surprise that hate speech could be heard on the 88 radio.

“Well, I thought we were just going to come in for right side tires but we ran into some trouble. The Mountain Dew-Skoal-Chex Mix-Valvoline Cessna was running great all day—got a little loose there at the end of the runway and that was that.”

Of course not. You can’t put a price on the safety of your family.

This is why I don’t own a private plane. Far too dangerous.

is that Kaepernick himself has already profited from the very same move Jay-Z is using now.

You’re a fucking tool, bro.  

And yet, because he is treading so far out into as-yet untested waters for an American field player

It’s Fulham; starting most games simply proves rigor mortis hadn’t set in yet…

If you think barstool readers have heard of curt flood...

It is when he’s breaking laws all the time and being a shithead. A President doesn’t deserve respect just because he’s the President. A President deserves respect when he upholds the values of the office.

He was a great pitcher and a horrible human being. The latter prevents him from being inducted into the Hall and I’m just fine with that.

He's probably just economically anxious.  

you, a non-disruptor: well, you can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit

So when KD uses burners to pump up his image, it’s lame. And when he doesn’t blame anyone else for a career setback, it’s also lame.