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TheGhostOfEllisBurks
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This is the most thought I’ve given to Iggy Azalea in two years. Really tremendous work.

Good for Tomas Nido. It was 14-6 with two outs in the ninth. Enough is enough. Let everyone go home.

The fact that you equate “being able to live as a free citizen” with “getting to play college football” is all the self-own needed here. You and the 60-something people who have starred your comment are freely advertising your withered intelligence.

Four posts on a week-old article in four minutes. Go take a nap, dumbass.

Oh certainly. My point is that based on potential talent pool, development system, and, y’know, money, there’s no reason for that to be true.

Well, now you’re talking about Arena, which is something Lalas also went into during his rant.

So it’s just a separate set of intangibles that you like better? Because I take Lalas’ comments to mean, “this team isn’t doing its best because it lacks focus, leadership, determination. That’s manifested in the form of old players being relied upon too much, young players not stepping up, and people like Bradley not

But if you have skill and talent and not those three qualities, you ALSO lose a lot. And if you’re the US, with medium-good skill and talent, and you don’t have those qualities, you lose to Costa Fucking Rica.

Wow you’re dumb.

Why the fuck did you read this story? What on earth could make you think it would appeal to you?

You never saw a catcher watch a batter and wait for him to look away before giving a sign? Whatever your “days playing” involved, you either weren’t playing at a remotely high level, or you weren’t paying attention. Happens all. the. time. It’s not weird, it’s smart, and the worst way for a young player to try to get

One of the many brain-scrambling things about our buddy Billy (once you get through his this-paper-is-due-in-2-hours-so-let-me-find-a-way-to-make-it-2,000-words-with-no-added-information style) is that he is so baldly happy to wish for America’s failure, yet the worse MLS and the United States get, the less use there

He fucking had the opportunity to be a coach. He blew it. God, sports people are fucking stupid.

If this kind of hit is allowed, there’s really no point to having football anymore, because if a receiver can’t expect to be able to look back to his quarterback for a pass within five yards of the line of scrimmage, like 75% of pass routes are now useless. Allow this kind of hit, and at some point coaches are going

I don’t know what’s funnier: That Broncos fans can’t figure out how to put a fucking logo on their car, or that other Broncos fans are so butthurt about it.

I’m sorry. Please dock my pay as an anonymous internet commenter.

I thought of that too, but the fact that not EVERY player does it every time suggests it might not be coach’s order. But honestly, even if it is? Not the worst thing in the world. This is the Little League World Series, not the SATs. These kids should learn early on that being a good sport is about respecting the

I know ESPN has turned the LLWS into a too-slick, commercial product that capitalizes on the preciousness of children playing a game and spends a little too long on the sobbing faces of kids who lose, but last night the Connecticut team, down 5-2 to Walla Walla, Wash., in the fourth, scored eight runs and ran away

Drew. Thank you.

Agree wholeheartedly. Reading the book was akin to shotgunning a box of Mike & Ikes: Fun, kind of tasty in a “this is kind of like food” way, but leaves a weird, unpleasant buzzing on your tongue and a knot in your stomach.