Once they're in there, feel free to break ground on the wall.

I put all my cash in pumpkins. I have the feeling they'll peak right around January…

It was a warehouse, but you start up on a hill. YESSIR

Anybody else going to FYF? I got a good, cheap deal on my pass and my wristband came in the mail yesterday.

I had the Pizza Hut demo disc with the first level of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater on it. I still hear Goldfinger's "Superman" in my nightmares.

I've been saying for years that the thing The Sopranos got right that no subsequent prestige drama has is that its characterization and setting is so strong that it didn't need a constant linear story to string everything together. You can start playing a random Sopranos episode for a person who's never seen the show…

It's been awhile since we've had a good cult scare in this country. Where is the modern day Jim Jones or David Karesh?

Genetically Modified Christ, band name, called it!

No, Salinger told the story he wanted to tell and to drag it out for commercial reasons would be crass and cheap. He asked, do Hollywoo stars and celebrities know things? What do they know? And he found out.

I read "Donald Trump Jr" too fast and thought this article was gonna be about Dinosaur Jr.

I don't think the chef whispered his dreams into the omelette. It didn't taste like dreams.

Washington Post Headline: North Korea can strike Alaska. What can the U.S. do?

I would watch M'Dern Family.

They're going to go live at a nice wine farm upstate!

Yeah, how is this still a thing? They haven't thought of a better way to measure TV ratings than some old rich people falling asleep with reruns of Hawaii Five-O playing on their TV?

Most TV networks are run by people best described as smartass sixth-graders, so this seems like appropriate business.

I work in movies.

I'm a Grateful Dead fan, so nope.

HOT TAKE: I'll take digital cinema projection over film any day of the goddamn week. I saw a 70mm screening of The Thing and it was terrible because 1) 70mm blowups always suck and 2) it had faded badly and was very pink and red.

This is the best summary of this stance I've ever seen. Take your upvote and see yourself a Star War!