Speaking of people who suck as bad as Jay-Z.

I remember when The Black Album came out alongside his retirement announcement, and being like, "No, why now?!" And ever since Kingdom Come I've been like, "Can you go away again?"

Times Square is glossy trash. Hollywood Blvd is still rundown and shitty looking. It's True Trash.

A college friend just moved to LA, coming from New York. When he went to Hollywood for the first time he was looking out my car window and he was like, "So where's the fancy sidewalk?" and I was like, "Yeah, that's it, you're looking at it."

That guy who smashed the star with a sledgehammer on election night is still my hero.

My exact words after leaving the movie were, "It was really cool that they shot it in Atlanta and didn't try to pretend it was somewhere else, and also didn't make a big deal out of the location at all."

It's really a shame, I bet the AV Club comments don't even make the top 50. We gotta step up our game, people!

I took a quick look at The Donald subreddit last night, and I'm more embarrassed to have that in my search history than any porn.

Freedooooom of the body
Freedom of the mi-iiiiind

Compared to the hundreds I'd be spending every week, yes.

Is that why so many LPs pressed during the late-80s and early-90s sound so shitty compared to their CD counterparts? I'm thinking of my copy of Sinead O'Connor's I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got that is so light and thin that feels like it could blow away in the wind, and it's easily the worst sounding record I own.

Know what's great? I pay $9.99 for Apple Music and it has every song I want, and even syncs with songs on my computer that aren't available through Apple's music library so I can still stream them everywhere. I have bluetooth headphones, and a car stereo that supports my iPhone through the dashboard.

I haven't seen a tape player in at least a decade, what universe is she in where they'd be abundant after an apocalypse?

Jay-Z has been fucking garbage for twice as long as he was great, who are these idiots questioning you?

I'm sick of waking up to insanity like this every day. I haven't even had my covfefe yet!

Remember when your parents told you that you could be anything when you grow up, even become the president? Turns out they were wrong, you can be president even if you don't grow up.

Oh good, I was worried that there wasn't enough of these.

Erectile dysfunction was sort of what Spider-Man 2 was about.

I'm just stopping by to defend Spider-Man 3. I still think it's ludicrous that the one movie in that series that's the most like a Sam Raimi movie is so hated. It's no Spider-Man 2, but it's on par with the first movie.

Baby, can't it be both?