But I actually like Phish.

To be completely honest, if somebody posted malware to my Instagram comments that would be less offensive to me than the barrage of "Great capture!" and "So lit" that I usually get.

It's kinda crazy that his best movie role was in an HBO made-for-TV film starring Larry David.

I can't wait to see Jon Hamm on the next Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities, What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out!

Words can't express how much fuck this guy.

Well, Republicans are always saying, "If the gays get married, what's next, people marrying animals?!" and there is a bear giving a man a blowjob in that movie.

He is wonderful. His routine about gun control is one of the best bits of the past few years.

I don't even own a Disney XD!

Well I was about 12 years old when Gold/Silver came out and I thought it was amazing, and it was also the last Pokemon game I played before I stopped playing video games almost entirely.

It's nice when bad things happen to bad people.

Empire Records is the worst Kevin Smith movie that Kevin Smith didn't write and direct. Twice the budget of Mallrats, yet somehow even worse.

~ Dane Cook

"Like Shark Tank, but with more Steve Harvey."

This right here is the only comment in this whole thread that matters.

In retrospect, I would've been perfectly happy if he stopped making music after The Cool.

So the 19-year-old kid who got shot in the park next door to me here in LA, is that violent enough to appease the gun nuts who are mad that we don't commit murders the right way?

Maybe it's just me, but this guy kinda sucks.

13 year olds can still do all of those things.

The media is still freaking out about Kathy Griffin, and I'm over here like, "Yeah, Kathy Griffin isn't funny, I've known this for years. Why is this such a big deal now?"

It isn't, that's just my favorite KISS album.