Destroyer, and it's great, you fool.

[hits "Print Screen"]

Hate Computer 2000, did you change your name?

Yes, you can!

You have to admit, the likeness is undeniable.

And nobody respects him! My theory holds water!

"Aiden" is going to be a middle manager at Hewlett Packard someday, and none of his employees will respect him because he has a dumb name.

Wait, I thought if it cost a lot of money that meant the product is good!

By the time that college age kid is your age, he'll be a multi-millionaire CEO of a startup that makes Bluetooth enabled stamps, or some dumb shit.

MAKE IT HAPPEN

[Millennials mindlessly point at The Golden Eel, screech]

I'm 28 years old and I do not understand Snapchat.

Ah yes, the Wu-Tang Clan. These minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves…

But then we wouldn't have this masterpiece:

EEEEEEEVVIIIIIIIIILLL!!!!

Meanwhile everybody is slobbering on Elon Musk's knob for pulling out of the Presidential tech panel, saying "He's a champion of the people, he's so brave and important!" but he's still facing a boatload of accusations about unsafe work conditions at his Tesla manufacturing plant. Like, the guy is still a fucking…

That's a solid joke right there!

This is too easy.

This summer you'll be on the edge of your seats for the action-packed special effects extravaganza, The Peanut Farmer.

I need to know more about this!