I'd go to a haunted house ride inspired by Get Out in a heartbeat.

Not a John Waters fan, I take it.

Best celebrity endorsement of all time: when Kurt Cobain's Journals was being prepped, the publishers reached to E for a blurb for the back of the book. The quote he sent them said, "Please don't do this to me when I kill myself."

To be completely honest, that sounds hilarious and just makes me like him even more.

The thing about Requiem For A Dream is that it's nihilist garbage and it totally sucks and Aronofsky's movies got noticeably better once he stopped writing them.

I didn't know I wanted this, but now I can't continue on until I have it.

To be fair to visiting Canadian girlfriend, it is a great movie theater!

Yeah but that's a bad movie that nobody should like.

That's sorta what Judd Apatow and his collaborators do. The men in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and I Love You, Man are pretty atypical characters in big budget Hollywood comedies.

Something tells me this guy hasn't had a girlfriend in a while

I dunno, that guy kinda sounds like the man!

But I don't think there is another movie I can think of that assholes love so much.

Rooney Mara is serviceable, I'm okay with her performance because she's "only" supposed to be an audience surrogate. I think Alison Brie would've been a great choice since she spent so much time portraying that exact character on Mad Men.

He's really taking the fun out of Miller Time.

That's the only reason I went to see Carol. Went for the pussy, instead I got a slow meditation on a patriarchal society crushing the will of a woman who dares to explore her sexuality and how her partner is ostracized by the "respectable" class.

Is it ironic that Fight Club is one of my favorite movies, but whenever somebody else tells me that it's one of their favorite movies I almost always begin to question their character?

I love the Brooklyn Alamo Drafthouse, and I go there every time I'm in the city.

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"I'm going to protest this by giving you $17.50!"

It's super creepy, but it's also SUPER dumb.