Hooooly shit.

"You know what, I'm sick of reading CNN and being in a constant state of panic, I'm gonna check out some mind-numbing entertainment news."

This phrase is mind bottling!

You're alright!

Being the titan of the industry that I am (not really, I just work in post), that always bothers me with movies and TV, when people are like, "Hmmm, that didn't look like it should've cost millions of dollars and years to make."

"He should give me a call, we could sit in awkward silence!"

Hey, it's 7am somewhere!

To be fair, it's been like a week since season 2 was made available and already people are chomping at the bit for more. TV watchers have turned into greedy monsters.

ok

Either of you live in LA? Let's make this work!

My opening Tinder line: "I see our shared interests include U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren! That's a pretty good start!"

Mag Earwhig! doesn't get nearly enough love.

Quality over quantity.

Just ordered this. Even adding the shipping costs this is a bargain.

I'm right here.

Dooooooon't caaaaaaare

Speaking as somebody who does not like superhero movies at all, the Guardians series is phenomenal. I think they're officially the only blockbuster series aside from The Fast & The Furious that I care about, and it's really gonna suck when they take these characters and stick them in a fucking Captain America movie or…

"the most hopeless Progressive"

"Implicit contract"… he wants her to play with his action figures after the movie?

I know right, why so expensive? Inflation is ridiculous!