This MRA sounds like he needs a safe space.

I was with this guy on chasing out people who use their cell phones in movie theaters, and now he's quickly lost me.

It should obviously be the Hollywoo Reporter.

"The Joyless Killjoys", band name, called it!

Spider-Man 2 is the best movie about erectile dysfunction ever made.

To be fair, Hollywood is a pretty weird place.

This dude sounds like a real rad dude.

My old roommate, who would be watching it every day in silence on his gigantic DLP TV in the living room when I'd get home from work.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

"When we awarded Crash the Best Picture award, there was a mistake, and we actually meant the other one."

Who would have thought Lindsay Graham would become the Republican voice of reason!?

Mitch McConnell should be studied by scientists when he dies, because he is apparently the first human being with an entirely liquified spine.

Man I got a pretty good paying job and I can't afford a house where I live, and I don't even eat avocado toast! How y'all afford avocado toast!? I want avocado toast!

All I wanted to do was spend the day there with my camera and pretend to be Joseph Szabo, but fuuuck that when it's that windy.

I should've known better, because I grew up in New Hampshire and I know how cold the Northeast can be in April, but living in Los Angeles has eroded my capacity for rational planning.

I went there a few weeks ago… it was cold as FUCK. I seem to end up in New York every two or three months, so I'll give it another shot next time when it isn't 30 degrees and windy as hell.

Who cares about a plot, maaaaaaan, it's about how you feeeel! Story is just a safety net, brooooo!

Excuse me, have you seen Kingdom of Heaven?

"Lipstick Drummer", band name, called it!

This ain't gettin' enough love.