Which one is the PWR BTTM?

That's a right triangle, you idiot!

Apparently Apple Music didn't get the message, 'cause they're still trying to push it on me in their weekly email and every time I open iTunes.

I know, unnecessarily sexist comment, BUT GOD DAMN

At least those titties are locked into syndication.

A duet about Mark and Mike becoming friends over a bottle of vodka.

What about American Movie: The Musical for the GhostOfDBoonsGhost demographic? Please include a 6 minute ballad about the importance of placing soda on a tarp so it doesn't get frozen, because I'd like to drink it later, please.

My wife, Eleanore.

The last time a sitting President made secret Oval Office audio recordings, it didn't end well for them. Jussayin'.

I gotta get Until Dawn. I love Larry Fessenden and it sounds like the closest thing to a new movie that we'll be getting from him for awhile.

I regret buying my PS4 so much, because between work, writing, and photography, I end up with enough leftover time to play video games maybe once a month.

My experiences with the beaches in Malibu is mostly dealing with the asshole locals trying to keep everybody else out.

Wow, 8 million on a Friday night and it still got cancelled? That seems pretty good to me.

This may shock you, but I'm not being sincere.

Candlebox followed this to a T when I saw them during their 2006 reunion tour and they saved "Far Behind" for the encore. Unfortunately, that's the only song I wanted to hear them play.

Pretty sure the most recent album to go diamond was Speakerboxxx/The Love Below, which was awhile ago. Alright? Alright? Alright.

“If you’re saying we’re doing what we’re doing for a commercial or monetary reason, trying to make success out of some formula…then stab yourself in the face!”

Quite frankly, it would be a small sacrifice to make to be rid of Kevin Smith.

I'm just going to assume you write for BoJack Horseman and tell you I'm a big fan. Keep up the good work!

This gives me hope that a peaceful resolution with North Korea can be reached.