I knew the reason they made me leave had something to do with me shouting "Guns are fucking stupid, and so are your pickup trucks you goddamn rednecks!" every single day.

You're not understanding me. A few years ago this station wasn't an affiliate, it was flat out owned by NewsCorp.

I grew up in New Hampshire.

I didn't know that FOX the TV network had decoupled from NewsCorp. That's neat!

Have you SEEN "Camp Monk Academy"? He should've won awards for that!

"I'll only host if I get to be featured in at least four sketches where I sing!"

So often justice moves slowly, so it's nice when justice swiftly kicks somebody in the ass like this.

You can pick any 15 segment of Freddie Got Fingered and say it's amazing. It is a tour de force!

Tye.

I rap, rap, a rap rap rap
A rap, rap, a cat nap rap!

I don't think Drake is bad. He basically took elevator music and turned it into a gigantic hit. Can't argue with that.

Side conversation: I've bemoaned the death of physical media in the past, but I gotta say that the new trend of a tight window between announcing and releasing an album is pretty cool. Yesterday my neighbor and I both were pulling out of our driveways at the same time, and we were both bumping Damn.

Honestly this is the most offensive thing that he's said so far.

It's the best. The best. I like TV, but The Sopranos is the only TV series that I would say is as great as movies can be.

Yo can we stop talking about the waking nightmare world that we live in and talk about The Sopranos instead? Controversial opinion: that was a really fucking great show.

Homicide: Life On Sesame Street

This won't matter because surely the entire Western seaboard will be decaying in nuclear dayglow by Sunday morning anyway.

Star Wars is an adventure series, not Saving Private Ryan. Gimme a break.

Passion…?

I like the look of the trailer. Rogue One did some cool stuff with the camera work but the color palette was awful (Which is in line with the rest of the movie. Who the fuck wants a "gritty war movie" from the Star Wars franchise, save emotionally stunted 40-year-old fanboys?).