Hey Stu, your rent's due motherfucker! And don't be pulling that "falling down the stairs" shit on me, I know you conscious! Shoot, every month the same damn thing.

Do kids these days even know what an "America" is?

>:(

Yeah so as someone who is unfamiliar, what in the actual fuck is cinnamon whiskey? Pretty much all I drink is Maker's Mark or Crown Royale.

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I always found him annoying on Reno 911, and then he just kept popping up in shit and wouldn't go away.

I still remember those commercials that didn't show ANY footage from the movie, just some knucklehead screaming "GO SEE BUCKY LARSON BORN TO BE A STAR!"

Runner up is Jupiter Ascending. It was a slow day at work at a job that I didn't give a shit about, so I left without punching out to go see a movie, and I picked that pile of shit.

Enter The Void. I spent the entire length of the movie stewing in anger over its college sophomore level nihilism. If I hadn't gone with friends I probably would have walked out, although it resulted in a funny moment. The girl in front of me wouldn't stay off her phone, and, as my friends describe it, I "leaned in…

For real, I enjoy Clerks as much as I hate the rest of Kevin Smith's films, which is a lot.

It's your fault! You made Kevin Smith happen! You're history's greatest monster!

Taylor Swift is a humanized focus group.

See also: Jack White

The Blaze is more like a bi-annual curated box of snacks. It's the future of media!

I need to get a commissioned piece for my house in the style of Robert Indiana's "LOVE", but it needs to say "HATE".

It's also something I look for in my entertainment options.

Because nobody ever told them to shut the fuck up.

To be fair, "not falling down" is a pretty key feature that homeowners are looking for these days.

Tyree: "Hey man, we're trying to be, you know, congenial about this."
Tron: "But if worst comes to worst, we reserve the right to fuck you up."

"The reason we called this house meeting, Chad, is because we don't feel safe with you in the house anymore."
"Are you serious, I should leave? Tyree, you stabbed my dad!"