To this day "The Mad Real World" is the single funniest fucking thing I have ever seen on TV.

RIP to the Nastiest Hater of the year 2000.

I think it's really plain.

[pauses while polishing off a fifth of Crystal Skull vodka]

Fuckin' Bayou Billy. That game is a goddamn stone cold tough ass bastard.

I think you mean "creative" "vision".

This sounds dumb.

You mean that great song from Mad Men?

Somebody at the record plant should make a version where they sneak "Informer" by Snow onto it and see if anybody notices.

Remember those two weeks between this movie opening, and everybody loving it, and the Academy Award nominations being announced, and everybody hating it and acting like it was the worst movie made since Triumph of the Will?

10/10 would answer Olive Garden.

Exactly! Pizza is not a topping delivery mechanism!

Also this.

I had the one with the first stage of Tony Hawk and, I think, Ape Escape.

Dang that looks good. I'll try it soon, I'm not too far from it (was just in that neighborhood today!)

Yup.

Those fucking personal pizza rewards you'd get for reading in elementary school. I mean, goddamn, what a great motivator to read a book!

But that dessert pizza though!

LA treats pizza like a delivery method for toppings, which is fine, but that's just missing the heart and soul of pizza.

I really love me some Pizza Hut, but I gotta be honest it's not because it's good. I just have a lot of memories going there with my dad and playing the Simpsons arcade game, I think that nostalgia elevates it.