[waggles eyebrows]

Hey, you in front, sit down!

[credits begin rolling]

[Spike Lee angrily tweets address of Steve Jobs' grave site]

I love BBQ, but I hate racism.

War heroes can be assholes.

Meanwhile, John McCain says he'd be willing to shut down the government rather than vote for any budget that doesn't increase military spending.

The premise of the ad could literally be one exec mishearing the other and being like "Wait, you said rapping tortilla? Whoa boy, I fucked up!" and then BAM, rapping gorilla.

Honestly misread "tortilla" as "gorilla".

I guess their case wasn't as iron-clad as they thought.

I don't see how this could possibly blow up in their faces.

I mean, shit, I'd go.

That's a perfectly acceptable opinion.

I know it's cool to hate KISS, but they came out with like six or seven stone cold classic albums before they turned into a shit show. Everything through "Destroyer" is legit.

It can be both!

Not gonna lie, this lineup is outrageously awesome.

Big boobs, gigantic asses, I get it, I ain't judgin'.

I'm stealing this.

Well it's been almost 40 years since it was released, I think he's in the clear.

Cool, this obituary went from 0-Woke in mere minutes. We trying to set a land speed record here or something?