I keep ordering extra mushrooms on my pizza but the only thing that's expanding is my waistline.

I'm all for outlawing evolution, it's what our One True God would want.

I thought it was more than worthy of the spotlight, but when they gave it the big short and announced to the room the Best Picture nominees for that year, I had to take a deep breath and take a walk down fury road in Brooklyn before I turned myself inside out.

Please clap.

Steve Jobs was the best movie of 2015 COME AT ME!!!

I would even argue that nothing produced in this garbage heap of a city is even worthy of genuine merit, period.

Worst period diversity meeting period EVER! PERIOD!

The ACA is fundamentally flawed. The Republicans are right about that. The hilarious thing is that the only way to improve it is by transitioning it to a true federal single payer program. I'm optimistic that, if the ACA survives this Presidential term, we could see true universal healthcare sometime in the next…

Honestly, this is great. Trump is going to be as ineffective a domestic leader as George H.W. Bush or Jimmy Carter (:'( about the latter, though history's been kind to his platforms).

Sounds hot.

If they don't, who will? Those clowns in Congress? They're a bunch of clowns!

In the year of our Lord 2017, there are 500k people following Papa Roach on Twitter.

I hate having a work schedule where I have to come in on Saturday and Sunday, because more often than not I'm just here for coverage so I sit here doing nothing for 8 hours. On the plus side, I get to waste the whole day commenting on AV Club.

I meant soon.

I would watch the fucking shit out of Escape From Cleveland. Make it a prequel to LA, just follow Wet Hot American Summer rules.

This dude and Kevin Smith both need to die.

I would congratulate their mental gymnastics, but I know for a fact that they never exercise.

Oh GOD NO!

A magnet? In his dik?

He rallies the stupidest of Americans for the purpose of making out