I can't imagine anybody cares about a small indie movie like this, where's the news about the Criterion Collection edition of Monster Trucks?

When it comes to rock music the only other reasonable answer is Burt Jansch, and I mean that's just barely acceptable. He's basically Jimi Hendrix's non-union, acoustic equivalent.

I should have gotten an approval fuck for all the times I didn't play "Your Body is a Wonderland" or "Santeria" in college.

Stop being so loose butthole.

That's no way to refer to Emmy Award winning actress Edie Falco.

He's DOA.

How about exploding titties?

That is fair. And balanced!

MWAAUUUUUAAAHHH the French wine…

Hahaha, you think the Trump administration will even address a tragedy that affects primarily black people?

I have the feeling that the original Jurassic 5 will reunite this year.

I find it darkly amusing that Shelley Long was the first person to leave Cheers for a movie career, and pretty much everybody else from that show has had a more successful career.

If your whole family didn't cry a lot then you guys didn't see A Monster Calls.

No, the guy behind him wouldn't shut up for the entire thing.

I'm a bad movie goer, because I complain about shit all the time and then never go out to see good movies when they come around. For Silence I was straight up like, "Eh, I don't wanna be in a movie theater for that long."

It's over two hours long, so even if it's bad at least there's a lot of it!

None of this is okay, Jesus Christ, somebody make a movie about a real thing!

Is that what Snapchat is? Jokes about masturbating bulls?

Nice.

At the end of the day, it turns out that there's only one color that really matters: green.