Did you ever see The Last Exorcism? Because that movie is wonderful and sounds like exactly what you'd like.

Can't it be both?

So that you would someday ask that question.

Yeah, does nobody remember the Ted Cruz biopic Zodiac?

The reason that song is so good is because Steven Tyler actually lived in an elevator the summer he wrote it.

To be fair, hers' is basically the story of everybody who comes to visit LA.

Does any movie studio want to buy my pitch for a horror movie where somebody is trying to solve a maze puzzle on a computer, and then right when the main character is about cross the finish line a scary picture pops up on the screen?

Nothing about this place has paid off for anyone.

Do kids even know what beasters is? Is there a teenager on earth that's ever smoked dirty ditch weed? It's all just wicked dank shit now.

Because you touch yourself at night.

All these strains that you youths come up with, weed is weed! Now get off my goddamn lawn (which is where I grow my weed)!

Well, it's no Casablanca.

You need to relax, you're too excitable, I can't understand anything you're saying.

Maybe @disqus_bVQ8bi4gCb:disqus didn't like Room either? That's a perfectly acceptable opinion, even if it's objectively wrong.

Cool, this doesn't seem desperate at all. There's no way this is going to be a catastrophic disaster a la Jupiter Ascending that nobody goes to see in the theaters!

I love these sweet, sweet Laurel Canyon comments.

Oh, believe you me, I'm just biding my time and waiting for my moment to strike…

What's worse: YouTube comments, or the comments on your local news stations' website?

My old school AV Club account is long abandoned, my first Disqus account got banned for some reason, and now this is my third one.

I'd be okay with defunding elementary school art programs to make this Hall of Fame a reality.