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Garden State is bad but the hatred is a little out of hand. For every truly dumb thing that happens ("I do a weird dance whenever I feel uncomfortable!" "Listen to this song, it'll change your life!" "Let's yell in the cavern!") there's something charming to make up for it (Method Man!)

The movies themselves might have been good (I think the only ones I've seen from that batch are Meet the Robinsons and Treasure Planet, thumbs up for each), but none of them set the world on fire financially.

Disney bought ownership stake in Pixar when Chicken Little flopped and they were scared shitless about the state of their internal animated movies (this was also following a string of more minor duds like Brother Bear and that barn movie where Roseanne played a cow). That was 2005? Maybe the deal went down in 2006.

Hey, killing off characters didn't stop them from making Bambi 2!

I'm fine with that.

Liberal snowflakes, conservative snowflakes, whatever. Just don't you eat that yellow snow!

Print that on a cheap red hat written in Comic Sans and I'll buy it!

When I was growing up, Nazis were just a cartoonish villain in Indiana Jones movies.

Is this satire?

Hey now, I know this guy is a Nazi, but here in America we protect the free speech rights of people even if we don't like what they have to say.

We should get Neal DeGrasse Tyson on the case, we'll call it A.V. Club: A Snark Time Odyssey.

He'll always be #1 in my heart.

And in true AV Club fashion, somebody else beat you.

I hope they get Eddie Murphy to reprise his role as Mushu, but instead of a CGI creation that he voices, it's literally just Eddie Murphy.

I don't want to say an entire country could be wrong about this one thing, buuuuut

SOME OF US ARE LATE FOR OUR SCREENING OF BOSS BABY, STOP BLOCKING THE WAY ASSHOLE!

"Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the universe?"

Damn you, Y2K!

Hey, back in the day we had "Rock Against Bush", I'm totally down for "Fuck Against Trump".

Donald Trump seems to hate her, so she must be doing something right.