Well, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

I like Arclight Hollywood.

I park in the lot right next door but I always get there way too early because I'm that guy, so then I just walk around. And boy howdy, what a walk it can be some nights!

God I want to go to there.

Stop telling the common midwesterner about ice, that's our secret!

With a menu like that, their customers' asses soon will spread across the country.

Between downtown LA and Hollywood, I've been told to go fuck myself just for merely existing enough times to last a lifetime. I am a magnet for abuse from homeless people.

YOU KNOW WHY

I'll believe it when I'm running inside to escape a homeless man who's threatening to stab me for liquor money.

[has beer in fridge]

When's that fucking Alamo Drafthouse going to open?

I figured out how to make movie theaters better by innovating my ass over there before noon so I can get the whole fucking screen to myself. That and going to see movies long after they've opened.

These colors don't run, and neither do these colons!

Hah, what a moran!

These scientists are muensters!

Man was not meant to wield this kind of power.

Yes I am.

Fuck dude, there's like three in a 6 mile radius of me, and one that's just a stand-alone gas station (WHICH IS AMAZING).

BECAUSE I MURDERED HIM

I moved into a room in a house two years ago with a bunch of people I didn't know (CRAIGSLIST), and one of the first conversations I had with one of my then-new roommates was about how he had just got back from Coachella. I asked, "Cool man, did you see Ride?"