THERE GOES MY HERO
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

It will be once we Rastify it by about 10%.

That's a perfectly logical and reasonable explanation.

We in America want an evil with attitude. It's edgy, it's "in your face." You've heard the expression, "let's get busy"? Well, this is an evil that gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.

I won't sit idly by while you besmirch the good name of that sweet, sweet Laurel Canyon sound.

Fuck that Xenu guy, always meddlin'.

Turns out you've been putting money directly into Joseph Kony's pockets this whole time. Way to go, you monster.

Where's Castle/World of Illusion at?!

This of course is a rhetorical question, this is obviously the case.

So do the movie studios just have a stack of folders that says "This is what property we'll lose this year if we don't make a movie RIGHT NOW" and then that's what movies come out that year?

Smart… but also Sad!

Ahh, jokes! I get jokes!

♫♫ Ooooooh, whose parents were too busy working overseas? ♫♫

[turns entire monitor upside down]

It is 2017.

Our parents had the moon landing, but that first episode of SpongeBob…

Please don't sully the good name of boobs, I happen to like boobs.

"Then what's Kellyanne Conway doing in there?"
"It's the no girls club. We're allowed to have one."
[hyuck]

I mean, if Donald Trump got ALS, it wouldn't be the worst thing.

Let he who is without typos cast the first snarky comment!