THE COMMENT SYSTEM IS WORKING AS INTENDED.

"Please, sir, I want some more." ~ A Leukemia stricken child begging for chemo treatment

Oh, the Twitter rage that will follow, and we will all chortle with such delightful glee!

Is this Kafkaesque? This seems Kafkaesque.

Witches get stitches?

Ok

The comment system has functionally destroyed the site anyway, might as well pick at the bones.

How about the Human Fund?

You joke, but I'd follow along with Home Improvement reviews. The show holds up!

I guess somebody hasn't seen Return to Oz.

[calls the police]

I think they got their press kit mixed up with Good Charlotte's.

I'm gonna get real here: "Mmm-bop" is a dumb song, but The Dust Brothers fucking killed the production on it. They can't half ass anything!

AH, NO, WE SHOULD PROBABLY ARGUE ABOUT THIS ON REDDIT OR SOMETHING!

I remember the first time I'd heard of tentacle porn and being like, "Oh, that's just one of those bizarre internet jokes that somebody made up just to fuck with people. Nobody could really be into that!"

That perfectly reasonable opinion has no place on the internet. I banish you to the Real World!

So… the whole controversy about Ghostbusters was obviously viral marketing, right? Are we all in agreement about that? 'Cause I saw the movie and I can't imagine anybody getting that politically passionate about a movie that was so clearly put together with duct tape and Elmer's glue.

Everyone loves Willem Dafoe.

"Wow, that Willem Dafoe… he's a big boy, huh?" ~ One of my college film professors the day after Antichrist opened. And that's all I can think about whenever I see/hear about Willem Dafoe.

Actually, the same sliding scale theory applies to Disney Girls(tm) as well. I like Disney, but have you ever met somebody who's REALLY into Disney? Gives me the creeps.