My tolerance of anime is a sliding scale that is largely dependent on how much I'd like to have sex with an anime watcher. I like those Miyazaki movies, though, but come on… those are basically as universally appealing Disney as far as this shit goes.

Hot.

KENNY-AH!!!!

Nick Cannon is hilarious.

Last time I was in Times Square I had the following conversation with a homeless gentleman:

Haha, what do you mean "what if"?

Ok

WHERE KATE BEATON AT???

Jesus Christ that fucking guy will never get voted out of office, will he? Like a cockroach, he is.

Wouldn't "Animal Farm" be a bit more relevant?

"Why, uh, you're one of them fancy lads, aint'cha? My, you're just the cutest thing!"

Instead of repealing healthcare, can we repeal and replace the LAPD? Think about it!

Yeah, but if you go away for long enough then dumb people will suddenly think that you're awesome. See: George W. Bush.

Pre-revival Family Guy was great. It's just everything after those first three years that's awful.

That take is so hot that I've got third degree burns.

Sorry, the new AV Club works on a lottery system, like a charter school.

There are dozens of us!

This comment system is so abhorrent that I might have to resort to going back to working when I'm at work. See what you've done now!

What in the actual fuck is this new comment section layout.

It skewed you to the right opinion.