I mean… I'd watch that.

The copy editor is on strike today.

Oh, NOW you tell me!

No!

OF COURSE you're a Washington Red[ACTED]s fan.

Don't worry, I'll sympathy strike for you, aka I'll call in "sick" and order chicken wings and a beer for lunch.

Because he just wants to be a normal person.

LAPD, meanwhile, are only too eager to comply. Sanctuary city my ass, fuck the police.

Dat ass, tho

I'll be in my bunk.

Literally the first comment. C'mon, son.

Time, flat circle, etc.

Yeah I'm not down for this new characterization of the George W. Bush administration of being a well-meaning but ultimately misguided bunch.

"After we locked up all those Japanese people, I'm sure that most Americans would be wary of trading away freedoms for security!"

You must enjoy Trump quite often, then.

It looks like just this one, but honestly there's no way of knowing.

You mean I didn't have to throw a brick through my television?

Getting on the T after a Sox game is like trying to catch the last helicopter out of Vietnam, no joke.

It's pretty much neighborhood groups that keep the trains from going anywhere useful, isn't it? It's fucking madness that there's one train stop serving the entirety of Burbank/Studio City, and in the South Bay there's one stop in Redondo Beach and one in Hawthorne. There may as well not even be a train stop down…

I go on dozens of aimless walks around my building throughout the day.