Yeah… I'll just stick to The Larry Sanders Show reruns, thank you very much.

"BUUUUT BEEEERRNNNIIIIIIIIE!!!!"

Correct, though the Bush administration was so brazen with the bullshit they pulled off in plain sight that it was easy enough to ignore the leftist wing nuts back then. At the very least, they weren't as loud as the Breitbart people are today.

At the very least, the bumbling dumb fuck part of that is absolutely true.

It's fascinating the narrative invented by these lunatics that the left wing are both A) overreaching in their power and secretly manipulating our lives behind the scenes and B) a bunch of bumbling dumb fucks who can't cover their tracks.

I no longer think Donald Trump is a real person, I think he's just a cyborg programmed by Infowars, perhaps being controlled remotely by Curt Schilling.

I don't know about flashbacks, but I can tell you the cure to a bad trip is copious box wine and Cheez-Its, and then puking during Stanley Jordan's set while he's playing "Stairway To Heaven".

It's a Simpsons reference. We are wont to do that here.

Fallon is comedy cancer. It's only appropriate he take the reigns from Leno.

I just laughed out loud during a meeting where I shouldn't have been on my phone. Thanks!

I just had a vision of my own death.

"Just hook it to my veins!" ~ Me when I get home and turn on Netflix

I think I'm going to come down with a 24 hour flu that day. Work will not be pleased.

I'm really worried he might be hiding some Gary Glitter type skeletons in his closet.

Aaaaany queeestiooooons?!

Real talk, I don't get cold brew. It's fuckin' sludge.

I think I'm gonna vote for the Clint Eastwood/An Empty Chair ticket.

Is that how The King of Queens had such a nice house?

Drunk people. This is for drunk people.

One Mississippi is pretty tight if a bit melodramatic. I like what I've seen of their shows.