Nah, go back, four years from now Earth will be full blown Planet of the Apes. And not the good one, the Tim Burton one!

"Toru has Japanese dialogue and English subtitles, and it’s premiering at Sundance later this year."

Ben, is that you?

That approach worked really well for Germany.

Just yet another example of how ineffective Obamacare is! Sad!

Sunday morning firsties.

Wicked stoked for Grand Theft Mario!

This. Movie. Looks. INSANE.

Ok.

I grew up in New Hampshire, we all think you're basically Florida North.

Stay where you are, we're full.

You mean just in general?

I'm somehow not shocked that Utah loves Gilmore Girls, but I'm equally shocked that it's not beloved in northern New England. BOOOO!

I think Barack Obama should transition into starring in family comedy vehicles for the next 4-8 years. I truly believe this is the salve that America needs. How about, My Dad: The President!?! Or, Karate President! Or, Black to the Future.

Cool!

That dude kinda sounds like the man.

I still like the first Shrek movie. Almost as much as I like Smash Mouth!

What's with all the Smash Mouth hate? I like Smash Mouth!

Broken Pizza Hutt is beating Nihilist Arby's at its own game.

Because it's really fuckin' good.