Parks & Rec got so sickeningly sweet that I never even finished it, but for a good 2-3 years it really was the best show on TV.

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. In exchange for new Rick & Morty news, I hope you're prepared for Him to re-kill Michael Jackson later this afternoon.

[buys a house]

Maybe they got a lot better after the first entry, but I remember playing the first game back in college with some friends and all of us being like, "This world is gorgeous!… But all you do is ride your horse and climb watchtowers…?"

Especially when Flavor Flav is your spokesman. EVERYBODY LOVES HIM!

Last summer I had a choice between accepting an offer between Sony for an editing job, and a different, smaller post-production house. I went with the smaller office (they were offering more money so that made it easier), and I feel like I dodged a bullet.

That person just ripped off Bill Burr's latest podcast verbatim. Even Bill Burr doesn't take what he says seriously. C'mon, people!

JULIAN EDELMAN PULLED A TRUMP IN A NIGHT CLUB. NOBODY REMEMBERS THIS.

Tom Brady was one of the first celebrities to sport a "Make America Great Again" hat.

They're real life friends, much worse and more difficult to ignore.

For real, as a New Englander, it's only appropriate that the greatest moment in my sports-watching life was delivered by the most horrible person on the face of the planet, and now I have to defend him until my dying days.

"Hmm, Carrie Fisher? I dunno, she's nowhere to be seen in my favorite movies in the series, Episodes I-III! LOSER!"

It's really disappointing to find out that James Woods is a Curt Schilling level dickhead.

The "Facebook Indifference Machine" is working overtime on this one already. Didn't take long for a lot of "Who cares, celebrities die all the time!" to start popping up in my feed.

If you know anything about progressive jazz fusion, you know there's a lotta ass fuckin' goin' on. Big booty bitches.

That dude was a good ass fuckin drummer.

Did he come from Mars? That'd be cool.

Yes, he was one of the first celebrities of note to sport a Make America Great Again hat.

I'm for the wall, I just think they're building it along the border of the wrong country.

TBH, this is a pretty dope idea for a band name.