Do you think the Trump administration can procure enough Bud Light Straw-Ber-Rita in January? It's the offseason!

Why'd it have to be Brady?! Oh lawd, it's tearing me apart!

My wife, Eleanore.

Haha, time zones, am I right!

But it's the 20th!

Lena Dunham makes it almost impossible to enjoy Girls, which really is one of my favorite shows. Knowing that she thinks Hannah (as well as the other characters, to a lesser extent) is "sympathetic" and that her portrayal of the character is totally sincere very nearly ruins the entire thing. Whenever those…

Kevin Smith must be location scouting Clerks 3, god help us all!

So you're saying make them watch "A Talking Cat!?!"

Owen 16?

Woke up, opened my phone, checked my favorite pop culture website, and now I wish I was dead. 2016 in a nutshell.

Isn't that the style at this time?

Thought it was kind of odd, but more power to him if he still wants to act.

~ Generic Indie Kid/Jim Irsay 2020

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I agree, it's utterly ridiculous and stupid. I mean, The Wire
better than The Sopranos? Please!

I have a fancy new job with a private video editing bay where nobody bothers me, so now I can jackoff on the internet all day.

So they're just out of ideas now, huh?

I can't believe emails sank Clinton. You know how many times my Yahoo account has been hacked this year? I'll give you a hint: a lot.

People on my Facebook feed are still beating their Bernie drums and I'm sitting over here like, "Where were all of you when I was voting for Kucinich!"

Makes sense, he's probably too smart for that.