And Pizza Hut keeps injecting cheese where it don't belong, it's unnatural I tells ya!

You mean that terrible Miley Cyrus movie? What a monster!

Lack of developing critical thinking skills.

No he sucks, but that Achmed puppet, WHOO HOWDY! That sumbitch damn near makes me pee my pants!

Rob Gronkowski is more like an anthropomorphic Bud Light Lime-A-Rita that can catch footballs.

I've never seen Modern Family, I just want Peyton Manning to go away.

Seems more in character with Eli.

OH JUST FUCK OFF

Do the chicken wings come with the sperm? Could you post a link to that ad, they might have a sale.

I loose touch people all the time, but most of them don't seem to appreciate it.

I'll have you know that I recently purchased a certified pre-owned 2013 Honda Civic, SO THERE!

Can I buy a life?

They don't appear to be on sale next day :(

I wish this were on Showtime so that it would run forever. As it is I'll take four or five seasons if Starz lets it get that far.

I got a 4K TV this summer because the major manufacturers (Sony, Samsung, etc) don't fucking make 1080p sets anymore, or at least don't make any that don't scrape the bottom of the barrel in terms of features and picture quality.

This is correct.

This video is an effortless triumph!

Sal, the pizzeria owner.

It's telling that the best thing with his name stamped on it is the Clerks TV show. It helps when you have Seinfeld writers to carry your ass.

No you didn't.