At least when you cut away all the bullshit, the proper Flaming Lips studio albums are still worthwhile, and Embryonic especially is great.

Apparently Bruce Willis got into a huge fight with Smith on the set of Cop Out because Smith didn't know the difference between different camera lenses. That was on his, like, tenth movie.

For me it's all about Matador Singles '08. What a hell of a year that was.

So when you say that Around the Sun is the only stinker, does this mean you're also in the "Reveal is a great album" camp? It's just as great as Up!

Sugar's "File Under Easy Listening" can be had for $1 by the bushel!

Now I've heard everything!

The only reason I keep "Around the Sun"…around…is for "Leaving New York". Man that album is awful.

And Jet!

Have you heard The Fireman, specifically Electric Arguments? P'shaw, I say!

NICKELS AND DIMES FOR ALL!

You mean like "Gone Girl"?

Yes, it can be arranged for the King of the Hill theme song to play during the entire duration of your lawn mowing.

The Internet

You mean ridiculously awesome?

You mean people are finally coming around to 3-Way Tie (For Last)? It took 30 years, but daggummit, I knew there would someday be an appreciation for it!

Masterful use of your "Word of the Day" calendar.

My favorite thing about this scenario is that the actual Cleveland Browns would still somehow lose to themselves.

Haha this is a real thing? I thought Eddie was making a joke.

Step 5: ????

I was in Barnes & Noble the other day and stumbled on this book, REALLY disappointed that it wasn't about The AV Club's favorite band.