Yo, hold up, I know the comments have probably already derailed into bullheaded U2 bashing, but this band is dope. U2 are fucking good. They are good as hell.

You know, it seems like a more appropriate time than ever for them to just bring back MST3K. Didn't they cancel the show because they were trying to be more "serious"? How many months did that last?

The irony of course being that the "good" Joe Jackson is one of rock music's most notorious assholes.

Haha, yeah, it sure was. At the time I was telling everybody within earshot that it was a subtle hint that they'd be covering Loveless for the Halloween shows, but alas…

I have a workplace friend who is always ranting and raving about her upcoming Groundlings or UCB or Second City courses. I'm dreading the day when I'm actually invited to a performance and I have to pretend I enjoy it.

For me it will always be "Dinner Party." That's one of the best TV episodes of its entire decade!

I watched Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey last weekend. Then a few days later Netflix came at me with "Hey, you liked Bill & Ted, perhaps you would also enjoy The Running Man?"

Hey, I love Adam Sandler and everything he's made too!… up until about 1999.

Well that reunion album was pretty awful, and Ashcroft's first solo album is pretty good, but I mean yeah, you're mostly right.

"Awesome, another Bob song," said no one in the 50-year history of this band

I like most of the songs that the Phantasy Tour trolls hate. I enjoy "Backwards Down the Number Line" and "Light." TTE, though, is just an abomination, and the threat of it popping up in a TAB setlist is the main reason why I won't go see that band.

Hah, yeah, late 80s/early 90s Dead is rickety as fuck. Really the only shows I'll listen to from that era are from Spring 90, but for me the band basically ceased to exist after 1982.

Yeah, bad movies tend not to go over well with critics.

Failing at waitressing is equivalent to succeeding at life.

I'm really hoping for Pixels to bring about the rare, if unheard of, second 'F' of the week.

Now that's a mighty fine reference. Mm-hmm.

Huh, that's a funny way of pronouncing KAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHN!!!!

DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS, ARE YOU CRAZY?!

Oh, so AMC is adopting the Showtime model of business?

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone! Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going!" ~ AMC executives renewing The Walking Dead for another year