The idea that there's a point at all to this show is shocking to me.

Then that's a hell of a card trick he played, considering he's starred in one of Korine's movies.

it's a bad idea to work for free for someone who can pay.

You're using that reference wrong.

Hey, know what's an asinine stance to take? Thinking it's reasonable that Epic Records paid somewhere between $0.30-$80 for the cover of an album that's looking to debut with 150k units moved.

It really amuses me how many of my college friends out here in LA will work for free. When they ask me why I refuse to take, say, unpaid PA work (for the "experience"), my go to response is always, "…Because I'm not a moron who likes being taken advantage of and acting like I'm being done a favor?"

That's not very Burning Man of you, doooooooood.

Bro, the exposure you could get photographing your third cousin's wedding for free is invaluable!

[enrolls in graduate film studies program]

I know I do. It makes it very confusing, given that's not actually my name.

#gamergate #feminazis #MRA #nofilter

[suddenly realizes he'll never make an independent living as a photographer]

Writers gotta get paid. Noah Baumbach did punch up work for Madagascar 3.

Wait, there's porn being filmed in Redondo Beach? Why ain't I seen any?!

"Doooong, where is my automobiiiile?"

*ROCK LAWBSTER!

Hey, if Spidey goes back to the Civil War then maybe we can turn this into a Twin Peaks crossover!

Judd Apatow and Jennifer Kent are teaming up to bring you this year's hottest rom-com/suspense thriller: The BabaJew! Starring Seth Rogen as an imaginary monster who eventually woohs the heart of Emma Stone.

*GoBots

*reboots