"If I've told you kids once, I've told you a thousand times, shut the damn door when you come inside this house! You trying to heat the whole outdoors!?"

Ok.

I like The Goldbergs. It's a perfectly cromulent show!

He does sound like a whiny little asshole, but he's still my favorite Mighty Duck.

I can't believe it's not butter!

Gahhh! Rich people and their avocados.

Stop being so rational!

Knew what it was before I even clicked on it.

"It's his job not to broadcast dumbass opinions."

Say what you will about Olbermann, but he is rarely wrong.

I wouldn't know, all black entertainers look the same to me.

Literally the only worthwhile thing Tucker has done since "Friday" was his reaction to Kanye's "George Bush doesn't care about black people" bit.

About 1/5 a Chris Rock.

Tommy Boy gets the upperhand for "End of the World As We Know It". Don't act like you know all the words to that song!

OK.

Yeah video games don't mean anything to me.

I need a graphics card for my computer, for Adobe programs. I'm running a Hackintosh right now that's packing an i7 4ghz, 256GB SSD, 32GB of RAM, and all the other nifty crap.

"Doesn't Kurt Cobain have any more intimate self recordings that we can warm over for the next greatest hits set? C'mon, we've got a biopic soundtrack to compile!" ~ David Geffen

Huh, what an oddly tasteful move.

There's nobody stopping you buying his albums from iTunes or Amazon.