I'm pretty sure Prince has "Fuck You" levels of money by now.

You might say he's declaring his Emancipation from these other services, or perhaps he's just stirring up some Chaos & Disorder. Either way, I'll be glad to stream Prince's music on Tidal while I travel Around The World In A Day, go see the 4th of July Parade, or if I'm simply reflecting on the Sign O' The Times.

You might say he's declaring his Emancipation from these other services, or perhaps he's just stirring up some Chaos & Disorder. Either way, I'll be glad to stream Prince's music on Tidal while I travel Around The World In A Day, go see the 4th of July Parade, or if I'm simply reflecting on the Sign O' The Times.

"Mrs. Simpson, I killed my pencil!"

I'm going to take the unpopular stance and say this is one of my favorite episodes of all time, and one that is purely brilliant. This should be held as a top ten episode, I think it's a shame that the fans and critics have not reappraised it as a classic.

Is it homophobic if I tell you to choke on a dick?

You don't need to give me a history lesson (Part II).

I find it amusing that Scalia and Thomas are so fervently outspoken about their disappointment with the rest of the Supreme Court, since I've assumed all along that they were 69ing each other anyway.

This close to "fooferall".

…and stroke their beards, and speak of "What's to be done with these Homer-sexuals?"

Wow, writing off everything after Saucerful of Secrets. That's a spice hot take for a Saturday night.

Listening to the Grateful Dead live stream. Everybody is on point, but Phil sounds like a ghost trying to haunt people.

Sennheiser HD 280 Pro, them shits is the shit.

Man, I haven't watched Austin Powers in weeks!

This guy purposely bankrupted the entire USFL after only two years of involvement in the league solely because the NFL didn't vote for his team to be folded into their league. Is there anybody out there who really thinks this petty egomaniac should be given the keys to the entire country?

Hey, at least Hulu has some good original programming like The Hotwives of Orlando and… Seinfeld reruns?

Eeeeeh… I'll just wait six months for all this shit to show up on Netflix instead. This coming from somebody who's already dumb enough to subscribe to both Netflix and Hulu Minus

You're all going to great focal lengths to make this dumb joke work.

They're losing Inbetweeners season 3? For fuck sake, it took five years to get it in the first place, and then it was only here for like a few months!

Was The Black Cauldron really printed to 70mm with a true surround sound track? Goddamn, that is some hogwild batshittery for a mid-80s animated movie. Gotta respect. That kind of hubris.