Wow, by that police reaction you'd think he was a Mexican guy in Griffith Park seeking medical attention!

Now THIS is podracing!

You don't do hits of molly. Hey everybody, look at this drug newb!

The Simpsons

Well, more like it'll be The Sting of the modern era. American Hustle isn't stupidly offensive on a moral level the way Crash is.

The first Adventure was pretty good. I'll stick by it!

I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party.

Fuck Jurassic World. That movie sucks.

It was so bizarre that this character, out of anybody, was singled out for such a gruesome death. She only appeared in maybe three scenes with about as many lines of dialogue. It was just grotesque and unnecessary.

Are you wearing a pajama top?

No, you're right, and as I allude to in my (much longer) post above, the only reason those action set pieces from later in the movie are successful at all is because they're lifted wholesale from the original movie.

They didn't even sell that very well, either. Apparently everybody is bored with dinosaurs, but I dunno, looked like the park was pretty packed to me.

Did you also find the assistant's death needlessly and weirdly cruel? I gotta be honest, that kind of disturbed me.

This movie is exactly what it's advertised as, no more, no less. Buckle up, this is a long post.

You should at least be watching on Blu-ray, a slightly less dead format.

I get what he's saying about big festivals not being musical. My roommate went to Coachella, and when I asked if he saw Ride, his response was, "No, there weren't any rides there, bro…"

I'd much rather talk about that movie, but it didn't seem relevant.

I have a friend get stupidly offended by the premise of "Get Hard." "It's racist! He's only asking Kevin Hart to teach him to be tough because he's black!"

RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW

Pizza Hut and Pepsi are taking 1995 week WAY too seriously.