Probably.

I'd rather just ask Jeeves. Oh Jeeves, please run a search on this Legacy Of A Whitetail Deer Hunter and bring me today's Wall Street Journal!

Of course I'm wearing a tuxedo, what am I, a farmer?

"Want a mineral water?"
"No thank you."
[hucks bottle straight into garbage bin]

That's gonna make for a, uh, a fascinating transition.

And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, will you be sure and tell her… SATAN!

We can only draw the conclusion that younger brothers are awful.

"Shaun, you're my same height. That is neat!"

Backed. My family, although not poor, was not in any particularly good financial shape, but that didn't stop my younger brother from turning out to be a horrid piece of shit.

It's not often enough that we have an Orange County appreciation thread, but how good is Orange County?

He thinks it's been a slow and steady decline since TNT, but he has high hopes for their upcoming record.

Right now Disqus is about 90% bullshit. Does this piece of crap ever work right?

I've only seen Hemlock Grove because I had to watch it at work. Even being paid, I'm not sure it was worth it.

I know one person who's a big fan. They're pretty dumb.

NOT

Fuck YOU, no it isn't!

You should've timed this to be the eighth post, that way you could claim eightsies.

I wasted my money on seeing Jupiter Ascending (by far the worst movie of the year), so yeah, I'm probably dumb enough to watch this too.

The Spike, The

I'm seeing double! FOUR Spike Lee newswires!