The New York Rangers — they’re a professional hockey team.

Thank you. Does anyone know who this is besides Ellie?

“I cherish women. In terms of respecting women, let me tell you, I haven’t allowed a woman to complete a sentence since before it was even, before anyone would even have thought of it, and did a fantastic job.”

absolutely not. shut it down.

Things I never thought I would say: Well done, Satan!

And still polling ahead of Chris Christie.

A woman’s life is worth nothing unless she’s making a great man greater.

I agree. None of the republican candidates should be allowed to drink water. It’s a sign of weakness.

Well, if history has taught us anything it’s that if the Vatican seems embarrassed by something and would rather not talk about it, there’s probably not much of a story here.

You’re making me miss the east coast. This actually sounds pretty awesome!

My cat thinks they're sexy for sure.

Perfect for trips to the liquor store before you curl up on your couch to watch Netflix, get real drunk alone and avoid leaving the house from December-March.

Let me see if I understand this ad campaign...just because your brain thinks you’re gay, doesn’t mean the rest of you is gay? I guess shutting out all that ‘noise’ from the brain is something this group is good at.

Isn’t that fairly common? I’ve heard multiple girls say they broke theirs putting in a tampon.

In some circles I greatly enjoy telling people I ‘lost’ mine to a horse.

Yeah, that's probably what we'll do. I wasn't the hugest fan of In the Heights, but I've since become a Lin-Manuel fan. I love following him on Twitter. Also, he's a huge fan of my idol, Sondheim, so due to the laws of fandom transference, I must love Lin-Manuel as well.

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.