theghostofbeevespast
theghostofbeevespast
theghostofbeevespast

No but I am hoping it spurs more of these around the country! Also a huge fan of the ugly food movement. I try to buy the uglier, likely-to-be-tossed tomatoes and bananas because I hate to think about 99% fine fruit and veg rotting in dumpsters when I can just cut off the bruised bit.

Absolutely. I’ll have to call my parents and do the same.

Yeah, my 3 and 4 year old nieces were showing me different exercises they do when their mom works out-jumping jacks, squats, “push ups”

Ricky Gervais had the best response to this non story:

Totes.

So... she has one her trainers teach North basic, age appropriate exercises twice a week? BURN THE WITCH! I can’t see a reason to snark about this. I think there’s nothing wrong with giving young kids a good groundwork for health and fitness. It would be one thing if he was putting a two year old through ridiculous

What’s the name for someone who gets drunk but spends the whole time thinking about how to act sober and takes care of everyone else because God forbid anyone think they’re drunk?

I’ll make you a deal: we get your healthcare system; y’all get to call Obama a Canadian without any fuss from below. Agreed?

TL;DS

Holy cow, the way they all jumped up and cheered when they said the word “Republicans.”

He’s too nice of a person to go into detail. Unlike me, I’ll spill all I know about the “celebrities” I’ve been acquainted with.

I did a little research, and divorce is the number two most stressful event in a person’s life. Of course marriage is number seven. So, watch out everyone. It’s all bad.

“Duggar isn’t a pedophile, he’s just a really enthusiastic babysitter.” - Huckabee, probably.

I watched that episode when it first came out - it never gets old.

I can’t help but star any well-placed use of this image/gif.

Have no idea who this guy is. Not sorry not to know, he’s a tool. Very disappointed in Ms Cox’s reaction though.

GREEN PLAID FROCKS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS

Don’t forget that he also thinks Beyoncé turns girls slutty.

You need to work in playing guitar with a pants shitting draft dodging real ‘murican who likes to sing about diddling underage girls and call POC “mongrels.”