I’m a proud asterisk American!

He is an Idiot-American.

Can I just point out that whenever the NKOTB do the crotch-thrusting part of their choreography Jonathan doesn’t participate and stamps his foot and it makes me thinking of a counting horse?

I was 13 in 1993. My mother was 35. I’m now 35. I remember my mother being 35. It’s so weird.

10/10 on the GIF use.

After ten years of hearing this, Jen finally says the time is now.

BAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT FAT MARRIED PEOPLE*

Oh, oh, oh, can I just add to that:

here’s a fun fact - people who were born in 2000 are in high school right now oh and also probably driving with their learners permits

My friend has an intern right now who was born in 1995. She has never seen an episode of Seinfeld.

My sister turned 23 yesterday. I remember the day she was born and now she has a job with benefits.

I was 22 in 93.

YEP. Yesterday I was standing inside a mexican restaurant and they had the sign up with the years to check ID’S and realized the same thing...holy shit.. the day I stop being carded I’m gonna lose it. Thankfully my mother was carded well into her 40’s.

Disco Stu?

I work in insurance. Kids born in 1999 are getting licenses RIGHT NOW.

Yeah, because see, that’s when I graduated from high school.

I realized the other day that 18-year-olds were born in 1997. :-|

Works for me! We’ll put the cinematic adaptation in production right away!

cannot. look. away.

Oh wow. Marmalade Boy is supposed to be FICTION, people!!!